Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?