What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why was the fish so smart?