What animal is always ready to protect people?

What is a cow's dream job?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a thieving alligator?