What did the bicycle call its dad?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What birds always travel in twos?

How do amoebas make calls?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?