My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
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