What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?