What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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