What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
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What does a lion call an antelope?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a frog's favorite year?
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