What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?