How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?