What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why are stones so good at music?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?