What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What sweet treat never panics?

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What day never takes itself seriously?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are basketball courts always wet?