Why was the dog overweight?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?