What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What is the coolest country?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?