What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?