Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What happens when a frog's car dies?