Why was the glow worm unhappy?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?