What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What birds make average students?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What fairy loves to count?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?