How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why is furniture so generous?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you give a sick pig?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?