If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?