What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did the frog starve?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?