I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
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