I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was the mime upset?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How does a penguin build its house?
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