What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How do you grill cheese?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?