Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Where does the president keep his razor?