Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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