Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do insects learn at school?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
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