Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's a henway?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?