Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Can February March?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
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