What are the strongest days of the week?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why are all priests fit?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?