My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call the dog magician?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?