What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where do books sleep?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?