Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Who invented fractions?

Who granted the fish a wish?