How do you wash a lamb?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?