What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How do billboards talk?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?