Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What's the most determined bird?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which animal should never work for the government?