What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What did one plate say to the other?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?