Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Which cats love to be petted?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?