Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?