What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where does breakfast live?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
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