What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do bees chew?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the bee sad?
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