What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the elk have great hair?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why was the mime upset?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.