What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did March say to the madness?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
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