What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What do Scottish toads play?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's the friendliest national park?
It's allergy season again?
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