What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why are goats so funny?