How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
If you need help building an ark..
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
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