How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is the color of the wind?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
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