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You put a little boogie in it.
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What's the difference between people and chickens?
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Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How much does freedom weigh?
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