How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
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