Which tree can't stop crying?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?