How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's the opposite of irony?