What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do cats love to work?
What school subject really rocks?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
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