Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do elves learn in school?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?