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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why was the fish so smart?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?