What kind of store would a dog own?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Where do books sleep?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?