What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?