What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What birds make average students?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why is winter considered holy?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?