What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?