What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
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What shape has a knighthood?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
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