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What do you call a crate of ducks?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

When do cows get tired?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?