What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
Where does breakfast live?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
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