How did groundhogs get their name?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Families are like fudge.

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?