What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Which animal will never go bald?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What does the sun drink out of?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?