What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the elk have great hair?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Families are like fudge.

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?