What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

How does a cow do math?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do farmers do on February 14th?