What's the friendliest pen?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Which cats love to be petted?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?