What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
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