What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
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