What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?