What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
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