Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What shape has a knighthood?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What is a cow's dream job?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?