What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do kittens go to school?
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