Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do pigs learn magic?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?