What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Who invented fractions?

Why do bees buzz?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?