What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
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