What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?