What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What birds make average students?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why is money so stubborn?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?