Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the elk have great hair?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?