Why are frogs always so happy?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What kind of books do boats write?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's the laziest vegetable?