How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?