What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why are cars magic?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?