What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
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