Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What makes music in your hair?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Where do books sleep?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?