How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What's the opposite of irony?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

How did the toad die?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?