Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
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