Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
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