What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What says: oom oom oom?

How do you wash a lamb?

When do cows get tired?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What's the loudest sport?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the calf play in the school band?