What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Which former US President was always cold?