Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
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What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do you make antifreeze?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
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