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What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Where do birds go to drink?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What was the first animal in space?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?