What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?