Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do you call an old snowman?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Which plant has the best roar?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Do dads always snore?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?