How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why was the man stuck at the party?