What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What bird is always sad?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?