What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?