Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?