Where can you always get cheap gas?

How does dinner smell?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?