Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?