What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?