Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?