What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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