Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Board Game With A Twist

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why are winter days great?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?