What did the calf play in the school band?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What animal loves Indian food?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?