What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call hiking college students?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?