What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do cats wear to work?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?