What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Families are like fudge.

Which elf is the best singer?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do elves learn in school?