Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Where do hamsters come from?

What kind of monkey flies to school?