What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What fish only swims at night?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?