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Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?