What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What does an evil hen lay?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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