What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?