What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
When do cows get tired?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Can February March?
What fairy loves to count?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
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