What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What fish only swims at night?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
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