What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do cows like to dance to?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
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