What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What fish only swims at night?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
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