What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?