Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why is winter considered holy?