What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
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Why are all priests fit?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What bird is always sad?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
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