What's E.T. short for?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?