Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do you make a bandstand?
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How do eggs end a TV show?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
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Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
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