Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!