Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
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Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which computer won the talent show?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
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