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Because he saw the phone bill.
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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are goats so funny?
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