How do billboards talk?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?