Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

If you need help building an ark..

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?