What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?