What do you call a singing rodent?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What vegetables make the best music?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why is the beach so confident?