What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why are fish such good architects?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?