What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?