What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?