What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What country has the most fish?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
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