What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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