What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

How do frogs get to work?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which plant has the best roar?

What did the salad say to its dad?