Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?