Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
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What do you call a peanut in space?
How do billboards talk?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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Which founding father loves to sing?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
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