What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

How do horses navigate at night?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?